Jetenderpaul - Presents the Modal Lines

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Free Music Review: Fourth Time's the Charm?
Hit: 5 Stars

Now that we have established that comparison is indeed necessary to appropriately and respectfully describe the utter beauty of The Modal Lines, we must establish a primer: that against which Jetenderpaul shall be compared. The primer depends, somewhat, on the audience. If, for example, I said that the sheer power of Jetenderpaul's latest efforts are equatable to that of when the Phoenix arose from the still glowing embers of Pompey, we would assume that the reader has some form of knowledge regarding Biblical history. For this particular review, we know this is not the case. For you to be reading this review we have established only this: 1) you can read, 2) you have the basic skills required to turn on a computer and to interface with the internet. This tells us what? Jack squat. For all I know, you are a bumbling idiot stumbling across the face of this planet while the fate of a thousand morons awaits to descend upon you like a hawk on a lethargic mouse in a full-body cast.

That being said, let us look more closely at our primer. We must choose an appropriate analogy for our description of The Modal Lines. How much would I convey if I said that The Modal Lines were better than a stiff kick to the groin? Not very much. For we all know that even an open-handed slap to the face is better than a stiff kick to the groin. Therefore, the intent remains unknown. So let us work in a backwards manner. Let us establish the sheer awesomeness, the utter beautitude exuded by The Modal Lines and then establish our primer... there are no adequate words. Our attempt ends in failure, but the odiferousness of The Modal Lines lingers on my friend... it lingers on...

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