Jonas Brothers - A Little Bit Longer
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Free Music Review: Heavy and evil!
Hit: 5 Stars
This album is what the losers from Cannibal Corpse dream they wish they could make. The lyrics are scary and Satanic and usually focus on the subjects of killing, obviously Satan, rape, bestiality and necrophilia. The music involves loud guitar riffs with insane solos and frightening cookie monsters vocals that Corpsegrinder wishes he could do. Don't be fooled by their "cute" appearance and tween fanbase, these boys are the future of death metal!Free Music Review: Possibly the worst thing ever to happen to music
Hit: 1 Stars
Just for fun, I decided to look up the Jonas Brothers on amazon and check out some of the reviews. And for the past hour and a half, I have been doing nothing but laughing myself to death. WOW! I though amazon was supposed to be a place where intelligent people expressed their opinions on music; not a place where teenage girls, middle-aged housewives and homosexual males(you know who you are) can say "oh my gawd the jonas brothers r the most awesomest band ever and joe jonas is so hot i want 2 marry him lol".
I don't ususally say this about musicians, but I can truly say with confience and defiance that I HATE the Jonas Brothers. Nothing makes me mad more than seeing the Jonas Brothers go on some retarted show and have all of the chicks in the audience go absolutely nuts. Also, someone needs to tell these guys that hiring two 300+ lb black guys for bodyguards is such a terrible cliche. I mean, seriously, is this what the music industry has come to?! I believe that this is a dark time not just for the United States but for the music world as well. Untalented retards like Soulja Boy, Katy Perry, and the Jonas Brothers are getting all the glory, while truly talented bands like Iced Earth, Opeth, and Converge are not getting any attention whatsoever(I bet the average female reading this didn't recognize any of these bands; that only further proves my point).
Okay, now that you know my feelings for this band, let's look at the music itself. Well, to be blunt, I can't find any talent here at all. Seriously. If any teenager out there thinks that the Jonas Brothers are truly talented musicians, good for you. But, sooner or later, you really need to grow up and realize what real music is. Next: the lyrics. Again, wow. Let's take a look together, shall we?
"Next time I see you, I'm giving you a high five, cause hugs are overrated just FYI."
"we were out on the floor
and we danced the night away
and she looked at her watch and
said that it was late
and she pulled me aside
and said she couldnt stay
(i really gotta go!)
but i begged her for one more song
let the music play!"
Ahh, the typical day for any popular teenager. How sad to put these into an actual song. Just ridiculous. To me, lyrics are a huge part of music. This is basically making fun of anyone who is truly talented and writes heartfelt and emotional lyrics by saying "haha we're more popular than you and we get more attention than you so were gonna write songs about our life."
This really is an atrocity in every sense of the word. The Jonas Brothers are definetley the band that gets me angry the most. Jonas Brothers fans are truly some of the most retarted(I know I've used that word a lot in this review, but it makes sense) people ever. I'm just so pissed to see that whenever a band like the Jonas Brothers comes along, every teenaged girl in America says "oh my gawd a band filled with cute guys! theyr obviously amazing! i dont care how talentless they are or how unintelligent the lyrics are!" Or something like that. You get the picture.
So, to sum up this load of crap, don't buy it. Don't listen to it if it was the last compact disc left on this Earth. Warn loved ones. Destroy every copy at your local record store.
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS SACRED, DONT BUY THIS!!!!!
Free Music Review: Anybody say barf-a-liscious?
Hit: 1 Stars
Well well well... another cookie-cutter "little girl-crazy," band. And from the way how I see it, this will be another episode of the quick ascend and swift descend of another band-gone-wrong.
But than again, this isn't my type of music but I feel VERY strongly about a few things concerning it. First, the highest issue I have is that The Jony Bros take songs from other bands and sing them. And sure, this is alright, but when the fans don't know that some of the songs they are singing are from The Beatles, or others, it really starts to tick me off.
Second, the music sounds cotton-candy-amped. They are the typical Justin Timberlake's NSYNC, Backtstreet Boys, Hanna Montanna, Hilary Duff, pieces of dookie that we see rise and than fall to a quick death of the pop world. I already said I'm not into this type of music, but even some of the stuff from NSYNC (Bye Bye Bye) or the BBs (I Want It That Way) were at least decent and intersting to listen to. The Jonas Brothers are not as "great," as they are made out to be (there music makes me want to scream and my ears start to bleed); just powered by a Fluff Machine to provide the overly-girly-blonde-minded population that infest this planet.
Third, the lyrics are hysterical and totally original. They are the typical suger-coated c*R@9 that is launched at the hormonic girly population to satisfy some thwarted throats... sorry. I just can't help but keep bringing up that fact... The same basic lyrics that are song by other boy bands, about love, losing you're girlfriend to somebody else, peace, how everybody wants you and being popular.
Somebody hand me a barf bag.
Free Music Review: JONAS COMMUNITY, BEHOLD!
Hit: 5 Stars
guys, the jonas brothers rule. period. However, I found out about this new band that is SO GOOD, and quite similar in music styles. definitely for fans of JB. they're called COMIC BOOK HEROES!! i really think everyone should take a listen. i found them in this radio disney contest, i want them to win so bad!! you guys should help!! VOTE 5 STARS! and they'll win : ) yay lets do it!! COMIC BOOK HEROES RULE.
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Free Music Review: Jonas Bros
Hit: 5 Stars
My daughter loves to play this as loud as she can and I find myself singing along to some of the songs. At least thats a plus!