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Free Music Notes for My WorldFree Music Review: Unless you are a female under 12. Hit: 2 Stars
There's no reason you should be buying this CD. He has enough talent so that you wouldn't boo him off of karaoke, but that's the extent of it. It's your typical mildly catchy beat with annoying repetitive lyrics that wear thin quickly. It's definitely not the worst stuff out there as i'll give it a 2/5. If your one of those homogenized people corporate America has produced/manufactured through the 'the merchants of cool' to just buy what you're fed by a cabal of writers then this album is for you.
Free Music Review: teeny bopper Hit: 2 Stars
The only reason I know who he is, is because of my granddaughters. But, only the youngest ones, two two year olds, and one three year old. Older kids find him annoying and his songs sappy. His lyrics, dancing, and hand gestures, like making that heart are so childish. Hopefully he will be gone soon, like when the kids get to Kindergarten. Maybe he could even cut his hair too it's a dumb style, if you could call it that.
Free Music Review: The worst voice since Taylor Swift!!!! Hit: 1 Stars
Back in 2009 i was listening to the radio and heard one of this kids songs. without adding any gross details---I wanted to throw up my pickup truck's driver's side window!! I know i am not going to be liked for this---but this is the way it is the music biz of today. I have never in my life heard such whininess in my life---with the exception of that whiner Taylor Swift, who i wouldn't listen to if even if someone paid me to. when i hear this kids songs on XM or the radio, i immediately turn them off and listen to BPM or something---in short anything is better than this kid's 'music'. What is the big deal about this kid anyway? he's NOT even good looking. I have never seen girls go as crazy over a guy like this since Michael Jackson---that is disgusting. these girls are crying over this kid---i have never seen anything like it. my favorite artists are *NSYNC and Justin Timberlake---call me old school but they are WAY WAY WAY better than this whininess that this kid is spewing. *NSYNC and Justin Timberlake(is)were and still are the best of the best. Where is all the talent nowadays? What happened to the *NSYNCs, the Justin Timberlakes, the Whitney Houstons, and the Susan Boyles of the world? Instead of hearing that true talent, we're now stuck listening to this? This is just as bad as listening to Madonna or Britney Spears. This is what happens when you leave the door open for anyone who thinks that they can sing to come in---when they can't do anything of the sort. This kid sounds like a whiny little girl and he can't sing at all. I don't no what Usher saw in this kid, but i think he must have been imagining things or more likely that he saw $$$$$ written all over this whiny, talentless kid. I am a fan of 90s music and this is nothing of the sort. I wouldn't recommend this album---not that its even worthy of being called an album---to a dog let alone a person. these songs are all mediocre and so superficial---all on the surface and they have no deeper meaning. All of these songs are the same---and unlike *NSYNC's and Justin Timnberlake' music---the songs do not vary in meaning, lyrics, or beat. These beats are all phony and made up to sound catchy. This stuff will make your ears bleed and make you want to throw up. There is no real talent out there anymore---unless you count Justin Timberlake's collaborations and his albums. I am just very sad that the music biz has gone this far down hill. I'm sure that this kid is just a fad and he will disappear just like Sarah Conner did in 2004. This kid is so whiny he makes my ears hurt. These songs are nothing like the slow, but emotional song from Justin Timberlake Until the End of Time or like the rapid, upbeat song from *NSYNC It's Gonna Be Me---both is which have a deeper meaning than is on the surface of the song. These songs don't even strike up any emotion and they are not memorable---only if you count that this 'music' makes you want to throw up. I am a HUGE *NSYNC and Justin Timberlake fan, so i wouldn't listen to this album even if i was paid to listen. This kids 'music' makes me sick to listen to it. I'm sorry, but talent is no more in this country. Now Justin Timberlake is a real singer and has genuine and real talent---along with *NSYNC as well---they were and still are the best of the best in the music biz!!! This kid couldn't shine Justin Timberlake's shoes nor could this kid hold a candle to Justin Timberlake either. Now Justin Timberlake's a singer/songwriter, producer, fashion designer, stunt devil, collaborator, etc. Now what has this kid got to show for himself? that he has to whine to get attention? is it just despicable what our kids are listening to these days. If you want to give your kids something to listen to, something that is not too old for them but it is still mature and not for little, little kids, if they are between the ages 12 and 15, give them an *NSYNC cd. the songs are just fun and the boyz of *NSYNC have actual talent that only comes around once in a lifetime if that. give *NSYNC/Justin Timberlake a listen before you slam them. you can't tell me that this whiny garbage is better than *NSYNC or Justin Timberlake. i know that for a fact cuz i have all of their albums and listen to those albums all the time and better yet those albums and that music never gets old no matter how many times you hear and listen to them. This kid doesn't even know what talent is. and when he tried to sing Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, it was terrible. If he wants to know what real talent is, he had better take a page from *NSYNC's book---not that he can even come close to *NSYNC's talent, of course.
And give him a break because he's 16 years old? give ME a break. this 'music' isn't r&b this is whininess and ear-splitting torture. He wanted fame and fortune, now he's got it and he should be judged in the public eye on talent just like any other artist his age and older(except for Justin Timberlake because he has actual talent and he is the best of the best in the solo category---*NSYNC in the group category). I will just let all of these other girls buy his albums and i will stay content with *NSYNC's and Justin Timberlake.
Go *NSYNC!!!'s albums
Go Justin Timberlake!!! We need(and want)you guys back!!!
C'mon boys save us from this torture to our ears!!!
Free Music Review: My Whine Hit: 1 Stars
"My World" is one of 2010's musical abominations, ranking (in more ways than one!) with Ke$ha's Animal as one of this year's worst. If you're going to lose faith in music, this is the album to listen to. It's probably used in "enhanced interrogations." Justin Bieber's caterwauling/mewling (allegedly it's rapping, and what made Usher take notice of his "singing") is on subjects far beyond his ken- be it love ("Baby","One Less Lonely Girl"),and ambitions for the larger world ("Bigger") Justin is part of the Canadian Invasion--next to faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne, the gruff machoness of Nickelback, the proto-emo Alanis Morrissette, and the true Canadian National Treasure, William Shatner (The Transformed Man)
"My World" is mainly Bieber's caterwauling rap, tons of auto-tune, and enough formulaic songs that are best left in the background. The WHOLE ALBUM IS FILLER. It's surprising that BP isn't using copies of "My World" to stop the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico... after all, they're throwing trash into it like golf balls.
Musically, 2010 has been a mixed bag. LA's Dengue Fever has unearthed Cambodian pop (Dengue Fever Presents: Electric Cambodia),there's some previously unreleased Jimi Hendrix (Valleys Of Neptune) and a disco opera about Imelda Marcos (Here Lies Love (2CD)) As for "My World",it's definitely the bottom of the barrel. Avoid.
Free Music Review: Ah HA HA HA HA! Hit: 1 Stars
For those who were wondering if the Jonas Brothers would hold the title for godawful, ear gouging tween music forever, never fret, people! Justin Bieber makes the aforementioned group look almost mediocre. Justin Bieber is here to claim that title as awful ear-gouging, absolutetly horrifying pop singer(s). It's also an album that will make you burst into hysterical fits of laughter, and not in the good way.
If you like Justin Bieber...I feel sorry for you. There's SO MUCH better music out there, and people are wasting their precious time with this dreck?! Listen people, even if you don't care for such awesome artists like Naked City, Venetian Snares, Bernnard Herman (Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Psycho), Nina Rota (The Godfather, 8 1/2), Yoko Kanno (Cowboy Bebop), Mr Bungle, Morbid Angel, The Beatles, Gentle Giant, John Coltrane and Fugazi, at least go exploring and find some singers who don't sound this bad, there's tons of them on Broadway, for starters. This guy is the Brokencyde of pop singers. Avoid like the ebola virus.
One other thing. I would like to know, who in their right mind wrote the "About the Artist" description here anyway? You expect me to believe a word of this filth? Manufactured pop artists. This guy is an alternative to that? What are you people smoking? Don't believe the hype, kiddies.
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