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Free Music Notes for Hooray for BoobiesFree Music Review: Crude, yes, but deep... Hit: 5 StarsI just get a laugh when I hear younger kids talk about this album, they have no clue about most of the references in the lyrics. Just ask most about "right turn clyde" and they have no clue where this came from.
Reruns of rerun, so what's happenin!
Free Music Review: Hooray for Boobies rocks! Hit: 5 StarsThis album is great and funny. It's not for all ages cause the humour is very innapropiate but what the heck none of the songs are bad with the exception of "A Lap Dance..." which is long and boring. The skits are mainly funny except "This is stupid" and "R.S.V.P." The best songs are "Mope", "Along Comes Mary", "I Hope You Die", "The Great White Dope" and "The Bad Touch". And hey the guy who said bloodhound gang is stupid, you're a sucker. Bloodhound Gang rocks. If you don't like them get the hell outta here loser.
Free Music Review: Omglolz, he said "boobies." Hit: 1 StarsWhat's wrong with BHG? Besides everything? Is it possible for them to write more than one good song in their pathetic lives? My sister burned this CD from a friend, most likely because she likes the Bad Touch song, and I'VE been the one having to hear it in the morning when she's getting ready for school. It's pathetic. I don't know how much I can stress the word "pathetic", but it's the only way to fully describe it. Out of 18 tracks, there's one, count it, ONE good song, "The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope", because it's nothing like their other songs. Everything else on this album is just like "Fire Water Burn", "The Bad Touch", "Hell Yeah", you get the picture. Palm-muted, droning, songs with extremely explicit lyrics, which is the only reason people will remember them. Isn't it about time to come out of the 13-16 year old stage? Having lyrics about sex won't get you any. Bands like Blink-182, Sum 41, and System of a Down have funny songs, but they have their limits.
About the "music": 1)Palm-muting doesn't make a song good. I get it. You can palm-mute. So can most people who play guitar or bass. 2)Make your music more diverse and varied, or at least change your patterns. Elastica's self-titled album has 4-chord patterns, except they play faster, and the songs aren't much longer than two and a half minutes long (not that I'm comparing BHG to Elastica). 3)Do what you do "best", and don't try metal. "Magna Cum Nada" is BHG's horrible attempt to make something metal-ish. Stop.
The problem with Bloodhound Gang is that they just won't die. People like them somehow, and so they feel compelled to squeeze out more and more crap that gets worse and worse as it progresses, not saying that they were ever good.
Why don't we go through the songs and rate them, shall we?
1. I Hope You Die: See track 15
2. The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope: Best song by BHG, but still not great.
3. Mama's Boy: See track 15
4. Three Point One Four: See track 15
5. Mope: See track 15
6. Yummy Down On This: See track 15
Catch my drift yet? I don't think I can fully show my displeasure with words. "1 star , because 0 is not an option" is exactly correct.
People, if you actually want Bloodhound Gang, copy it from someone. Maybe if they see their record sales go down, they'll actually think about quitting.
p.s. Track 15 is called "This is Stupid."
Free Music Review: Excellent,just like everybody else said! Hit: 5 StarsThis is the most popular album by "Bloodhound gang". I liked it, I found the lyrics very funny. It's not better than "One fierce beer coaster" but it's better than "Hefty fine" (OK,that ovious). This is their third album I bought and now I'm deffinitely a BHG fan. I'll rate every single song on the album:
I hope you die - Excellent hard rock song. Very nice melody. 5/5
The inevitable return - Also great,very funny. 5/5
3.14 - Hilarious lyrics,but the melody is average. Still good,though. 4/5
Mope - Great song! I especialy liked Homer at the end. Pacman was also funny. 5/5
Yummy down on this - Hard melody,but discusting lyrics. 3/5
The ballad of Chasey Lain - A bit short,but still good. 5/5
Most likely to suck - An OK song,but not one of my favorites. 4/5
The bad touch - The biggest BHG hit! The best on the album. 5/5
Take the long way home - Another enjoyable song. Very good. 5/5
Hell yeah - Too long! That brought this song down a bit. 4.5/5
Right turn clyde - OK song,but nothing special. 4/5
A lap dance - Although the refrain is a bit irritating,it's still good. 4.5/5
Along comes Mary - Great way to end this excellent album! 5/5
There are 5 skits on this CD. Some of them are good,but some of them are just stupid. "Mama's boy" is extremly funny,great joke,nice intro for "Three point one four". However, "10 coolest things about New Jersey" are just 10 seconds of an irritating sound. A skit "That's so stupid" is,just like the tittle said,stupid. The other two are OK.
My favorite songs are "Mope","The Bad Touch" and "I hope you die". My least favorite is probably "Yummy down on this",because there's a discusting sound of trowing up. Overall,this is a good album. My 2nd favorite album of BHG.
Free Music Review: My first Bloodhound Gang album Hit: 5 StarsI Hope You Die- 10/10
The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope- 8/10
3.14- 9/10
Mope- 10/10
Yummy Down on This- 8/10
The Ballad of Chasey Lain- 10/10
Magna Cum Nada- 8/10
The Bad Touch- 10/10
Take the Long Way Home- 10/10
Hell Yeah- 8/10
Right Turn Clyde- 10/10
A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying- 5/10
Aloong Comes Mary- 10/10
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