Customer Service Crackpots

Touch Tone Terrorists / Junkyard Willie - Customer Service Crackpots

Customer Service Crackpots
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Artist: Touch Tone Terrorists / Junkyard Willie
Performer: Junkyard Willie Prank Call Tapes
Performer: Touch-Tone Terrorists
Edition: Music CD
Audio: English (Unknown)
Format: Single
CD Release Date: 2002-03-18
Music Label: Old Chicken
Soundtracks:
  1. Insurance Claim Check
  2. D.R.U.N.K.
  3. I Wanna Cancel
  4. Shoe Sale
  5. You ARE The Trash
  6. Rent A Car
  7. Insurance Claim PART I
  8. Insurence Claim PART II
  9. Delrod Deliver da Mail
  10. Save the Drama for Yo Momma
  11. Cheap Ass
  12. Respect For Your Customers
  13. Rude Russian Banker
  14. Red Neck Insurance Rep
  15. Trashcan Lid Beating
  16. Remove Credit Card Charges
  17. Corrupt Phone Company
  18. Nasty Freak
  19. Willie's Psychic Line
  20. Red Neck Repo Man
  21. Gimme a Ride Dude

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Free Music Review: The BEST prank calls around
Hit: 5 Stars

Especially if you work in a support position, this is "THE" CD for you. And yes, I agree with the Englishman who notes you really should purchase the entire collection. I have searched high and low, (especially low), and the Touchtone Terrorists are, without a doubt, the funniest gang in the crankcall business. They outdo Roy Mercer, the Arnold clones, Jerky Boyz, and all the other nitwits. With one possible exception, a bisexual New York kid, some guy I forget the name of, who has his own web site. His skit with the gay elderly Jew is really the best ever, a classic work of art in a weird way. He is affiliated with freakfarm dot com, other than that I don't know his handle. Look for pcanarchistW.wav, although by now, surely, he has released an .mp3 version.

But getting back to the TT, I will say that when they "make" a call, they suck. The fast-talking guy gets no laughs. But when they "receive" a call, they excel. I figured out how this gang operated and here's the scoop. They posted fliers on people's doors saying "We tried to deliver your package but you weren't home. Please call customer service at xxx-xxx-xxxx". So, maybe 1% of all people were expecting a package and call the number and then the fun begins. They have a great system because the callers are highly motivated to continue the conversation. Prank calls where you call someone are more difficult, because the answerer typically is more willing to disconnect.

Anywayz, this is truly great stuff from professionals. Don't try this at home, though because with Caller ID so prevalent these days, you just might get your head knocked about by somebody without a sense of humor. The best way to experience prank call Heaven is listening to a professional in action.

Customer Service Crackpots Poster

Howard Stern has aired 5 calls off this 4th Touch-Tone Terrorists CD. By popular demand this release features 20 of the ever-popular HI-JACKED customer service calls! These unsuspecting callers THINK they have dialed up various businesses, but instead they have unwittingly reached some very bad intentioned impostors. Actual customers get fed up then scream, yell and raise hell when treated to sarcasm, insults, and outright corruption! It's been said You can't find good help these days... but it was never ever THIS bad!!! The cast of lunatic customer care reps include JUNKYARD WILLIE, JIM BOB the inbred hillbilly, BLADE the vomiting rocker, STU JAIMISON the arrogant big shot, and VLADIMIR the Russian with the attitude. Treat customers like this at your work and you'll be out of a job! Six of these 21 tracks include the angry auto insurance claim calls. How would you react if you called up your insurance company to collect payment due to an accident that was the OTHER driver's fault and the claims adjuster falsely accused you of drinking and driving, then in short order threw out your claim? You too would be just as furious as the callers on this CD!

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